When you are a Romance Writer, you often have to use euphemisms.
We reach out to other writers at times to help when the mind goes blank.
I love being in this industry. There is never a boring day.
plural noun: euphemisms
- a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.
The March, 2021 edition of Men' Health an article listed 100+ Penise Nicknames.
Most of the slang names, I'd heard of before and I'm looking for new material.
Comedian, Richard Herring, put it into terms such as "the pink lighthouse that wants to draw you onto the rocks".
Baloney pony, custard launcher, love muscle, spitstick, Krull the Warrior King?
There are about 1,000 recognized euphemisms
for ‘vagina’
in the English language.
Fur Burger, Flesh Cavern, Gash, Pink Taco, Penis Cozy,
Whisker Biscuit, Honey Pot, Squish Mitten, Meat Wallet, Fish Barrel?
Okay... that will keep me busy all day.