Showing posts with label Monday Mojo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monday Mojo. Show all posts

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Monday Mojo - Dry Skin? Try this!

Winter leads to suffering dry skin. Here is an interesting "treatment" I found.

  Sperm is good for the skin

The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.

I think I'll continue using Olay.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Monday Mojo - Romance Readers Do It All Night


During any given period, women who read romance novels have a tendency to have twice as many lovers as those who don’t. People who read romance have sex 70% more often than those who don't.

Romance Writers of America did a survey April/May of 2014 and here are a few eye brow raising stats.
  • Women make up 84 percent percent of romance book buyers, and men make up 16 percent.
  • The U.S. romance book buyer is most likely to be aged between 30 and 54 years.
  • 35.1 percent of readers have been reading romance books for 20 years or more
  • Romatic Suspense is the most read.
  • Friends to lovers is a favorite theme.
  • Erotic romance is #1 for eBook downloads.
  • The most important factor in selecting a book is The Story.

What are you reading?

Monday, April 17, 2017

Monday Mojo - Sex at Work

15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work.

Oh sure, hot office sex on the desk or in the utility closet.

If you worked in a brewery or winery... yes, yes, oh yes!

A chocolate factory?  Totally orgasmic. 

But...

can you picture having sex if you work at

 the county landfill?

the car wash?

subway newspaper stand?

a kilt shop?

Wait a minute...

 can you turn around and show us how to wrap the kilt correctly?

HAPPY MONDAY!!!!!!!








Saturday, August 23, 2014

Sensual Saturday - Crow Spirit Animal

Tecumseh "Seth" Crowe is the sexy dark hero in Crow Magic.
He's a Shawnee shaman and is Keeper of the Spiritual Law, considers himself to be a carrier of souls from darkness to light and enjoys using his sensual body to accomplish his magic.
 His spirit animal is the CROW.

Celebrate Shifter Month with me. I’m giving away some great Legend of the Spirit themed prizes.
 Enter the Rafflecopter in the side bar for your chance to win! 

Monday, July 14, 2014

Monday Mojo - Cover Reveal & Count Down

COVER REVEAL

Eagle Dance will be released this Friday.
SQUEEEEEE!

I'd like to take a moment to publicly acknowledge Ben Henderson and his awesome manager, Julius Henderson of Smooth Entertainment for their help with the book cover. The hero's tattoo was based on the beautiful wings tattooed on Ben's back. With Julius' help,  Ben allowed us to use his image to be used on the cover. (Ben is a mixed martial arts fighter.)

The real Ben Henderson and his gorgeous wings.

How about that for your dose of Monday Mojo!



Monday, July 7, 2014

Monday Mojo - Book Hangover


Due to the storm with the wonderful lightening show last night I stayed up reading and now am suffering a Book Hangover.

Book Hangover:
Book hang-o-ver (hang-oh-ver)

noun 
1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world 
2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading
3. The headache you get after staying up into the wee hours of the morning staring at teeny tiny print.  

So what am I going to do today? 
Write.


Monday, June 30, 2014

Monday Mojo - Thinkin' About Sex


Oh, YES he is!
41% of men would like to have sex more frequently. 
Only 29% of women share this urge.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Monday Mojo - Long Sperm

So...the day started with a couple sex scientists sitting in a lab.
"What do you want to do today?" Said one.
"I don't know," the other replied. "What do you want to do?"


 By the end of the day they knew:
The average adult testicle 
contains enough sperm to measure a quarter of a mile laid out end to end.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Monday Mojo - Sexting

Over half of American adults have used the phone, email or text message to have sex.
The best sexts are like great foreplay—they're spicy but still leave a little to the imagination. 

And remember...
laughter is an aphrodisiac as well.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Monday Mojo - Sexual Intellect

44% of women find it impossible to enjoy sex 
with a man who is not their intellectual equal. 

Just 31% of men share this problem.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Monday Mojo - Threesomes Down Under

Australians are the most receptive to the idea of having a threesome
 – 28% of them claim to have tried it.

Maybe that's why they are always have a G'Day!

Monday, May 19, 2014

Monday Mojo - A Chemistry Lesson

 I'm always amazed with the various studies regarding sex. Let's see what's going on in the chemistry lab today...

Minute quantities of over 30 different substances have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes.
Now give me something fun.

Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love.

Thank you, Dr. Stevenson, for that delicious fact. 
Can we lick your fingers too?

Monday, April 28, 2014

Monday Mojo - Sex at Work

15% of adults have had sexual intercourse at work.

But what if you work at home?
Does it count twice?


Wait, wait,wait...


what if you're a lumberjack?



Alrighty then...

Check out a sweet little excerpt from my good friend, Liz Crowe.
It goes along perfectly with today's theme. 
Sex at Work

Monday, April 7, 2014

Monday Mojo - Sexual Daydreaming

At any given time, 25% of people are daydreaming about sex.

Daydreaming is one of the most common things we do, and also one of the most private – in a survey carried out at the University of Minnesota, 80 per cent of people said they would rather admit to an embarrassing experience than reveal their daydreams.

The most common sexual daydreams women admit to:
1. Sex with another man - usually a celebrity
2. Ménage à trois
3. Domination
4. Sex with a woman
5. Last but not least: Sex with your guy


Daydreaming is actually healthy and can be good for your sex life. You see... daydreaming exercises imagination which is very important for a healthy mind. Besides, a little imagination in the bedroom is a good thing.  

Monday, March 31, 2014

Monday Mojo - Death by Orgasm

normal resting heart rate for adults ranges from 60 to 100 beats a minute. For both men and women, the heart rate averages 140 beats per minute at the point of orgasm.

Nelson Rockefeller died while having sex with his mistress. Even the mighty Attila the Hun fell victim to a heart attack that caused his early demise … on his wedding night no less.




Volunteers having sex in a laboratory setting have a significant increase in  pulse, blood pressure and respiratory rates. In other words, the heart works harder, pretty much along the same level as with a moderate work out.

What’s really interesting is when similar studies are conducted among married couples in their own bedrooms; heart rates don’t increase during sex! In fact, on average, married couples had  a LOWER heart rate than recorded during normal daily activities.

The risk of death during sex with your spouse is small, especially if you exercise and/or have sex regularly.
I think I went into the wrong line of work.
I should have become one of those people who research sex.


Monday, February 24, 2014

Monday Mojo - Super Sperm

When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour – faster than the world record for the 100m sprint, which currently stands at 22.9 miles per hour.

Now that you know this, I don't want to know what you'll do with this information.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Monday Mojo - When the dude needs some inches

Many men who are concerned with their penis's small stature suffer from "dysmorphophobia," a condition where people see some imaginary flaw in physical appearance as real — in this case a false perception of penis inadequacy, the researchers say.

According to LiveScience's Bad Medicine columnist, Christopher Wanjek, "Many men long to have something longer, even though few have a penis that is too small to copulate or pleasure their partner. This anxiety over size is called penile dysmorphophobia, and it is on the rise worldwide as men turn to pornography and compare notes."

Today many men turn to Penis Extenders. Ads plaster various magazines with promises. The issue of what works and what doesn't has even made the national news.

Here's a bit of interesting SEX TRIVIA:

PENIS EXTENDERS -

During the height of the Roman Empire around 300AD penis extenders were invented in the East. These sexual aids were for men who had erectile problems and still wanted to pleasure their partners. These extenders, which fit over men’s penises, were first mentioned in the Indian sex manual, the Kama Sutra.


Monday, February 3, 2014

Monday Mojo- Cock Ring Trivia

 COCK RING - A cock ring is most often used to make an erect penis harder and bigger, to keep it that way for a longer amount of time, and to delay and heighten orgasm. Cock rings work by constricting blood flow, keeping blood in the shaft of the penis. When a wearer finally does ejaculate, the sensation is more intense, since it took a longer time to come, and because the penis is filled with additional blood.

Men use cock rings with partners and/or by themselves. Some are actual rings as their name suggests, made of metal or rubber.
The Chinese have always been known for their historic out of the box sexual practices.  During the Jin and Song Dynasties in 1200AD the cock ring made its way into the public life.  Apparently, the first documented rings were made from the eyelids of goats with eyelashes intact.

Ewe!!!
No... goat.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Monday Mojo - Golden Love

Every Tuesday I visit my 86 year old mother 
who lives in a retirement community with many other people in their golden years. 

Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age 
still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend.

I really didn't need to know that information.
But...
they are cute!

Monday, December 30, 2013

Monday Mojo - Time to get out of the pajamas?

Here it is...
the Monday between the holidays.
 
Who wants to get out of their pajamas?
Meet John Quinlan,
the most tattooed male romance cover model in the world.
 
If you want more of this hottie,
join me next week when I interview him!
 
We'll start on Monday to give you a dose of Mojo and run all week!

Pajamas optional.