Friday, October 20, 2023

Friday Funnies - Bad Pickup Lines

 Bad pickup lines are sad but funny.

 1. If I have a strong desire, don't say it is a sin. I'm already on fire, and just want to touch your skin.

2. You're eyes are soft and tender, as sweet as they can be. There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

3. Your daddy must be a terrorist. Because you are DA BOMB!

4. If love is a crime, lock me up, I'm guilty baby!

5. I dream those eyes, those lips, that face, that body...Ok, enough about ME! Tell me something about you!

6. I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.... Nice Ass!!!!!!! Flirty

7. Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!

8. Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

9/ Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!!

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