Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Thursday Thirteen - 13 Ways to Heat up Some Passion



I love autumn because of the wonderful food so I end up spending quite a bit of time in the kitchen. Anyways, while I was making some pumpkin spice bread my mind started wandering about other ways to have fun in the kitchen… without kids around that is.

1. Wearing only an apron will stop any man in his tracks.

2. Be silly and wear an apron that says “Hot Stuff”…. Ask him to undress and put on one that says “Grill Master”.

3. Check at your local “lovers lane” type of store for an apron style teddy. Oooo… how about a maid or chef costume!

4. If you are clothed, the kitchen sometimes gets a bit too hot so try stripping down to your birthday suit one piece at a time. Sometimes it can be fun to let him watch but not taste… uh… I mean touch until it’s done.

5. Better yet… imagine your honey walking in to see you at the stove wearing only your birthday suit!

6. Hmmm…. Try sipping a glass of red wine while cooking. How about some special food such as anything dipped in chocolate?

7. Yummy scents such as pumpkin, cinnamon, vanilla or even a batch of fresh cookies can get that blood flowing.

8. Make something with oysters or chili peppers – items known for being aphrodisiacs.

9. Cook with your honey. Use your fingers to mix ingredients, lick each others fingers, or have a food fight.

10. Blindfold each other and taste test foods prepared with a variety of textures, tastes, and temperatures. Take turns feeding each other.


11. So the heat is on, are you naked yet? Sit on the counter or lay on a table while he stands at the edge, wrap your legs around his waist.


12. Can’t stop stirring that sauce? No problem! You keep stirring while he snuggles up to your back for a rear entry position. Make sure you put in a request for extra neck nibbles.

13. Getting too hot? Oh, hell with it! Just throw him on the floor, poor the wine all over him and lick it off!


Excuse me… I need to run to the market for some more red wine. Do you have a kitchen fantasy?

16 comments:

Heather said...

Though I like to cook, working around hot objects is always a dangerous position for me, nevermind doing it naked, LOL.

Alice Audrey said...

Anything with licking sounds good to me.

Shelley Munro said...

I think I'd get the giggles if I wore just an apron. I'm grinning now...maybe I should try it.

Ms Menozzi said...

Interesting ideas, indeed...

Happy TT...

Betty said...

LOL! Hot tips! Can't try it now as we share the kitchen with other family members, but maybe when we move to our own home. =D

Anonymous.Girl said...

On a step stool, bent over the counter.... (I'm short, he's tall!)

Stephanie Adkins said...

I agree with Alice. Give me licking anyday. Heehee. *wink* Great list, Mary. Happy Thursday!

Unknown said...

LOL Gulp...

Happy T13!

Mia Celeste said...

Hmm. Let me ponder these a while. Now where did I put my apron? Have a great Thanksgiving.

Anonymous said...

I always drink red wine when I cook. ;) Fun list! Happy Thursday!

A. Catherine Noon said...

ROWR!

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ROWR ROWR!!

AWESOME!

Scuze me, I gotta go call the hubby and cook dinner in tonight...

Miss Angie said...

Very very good ideas! If I looked better naked and had a honey I'd totally be following them! :)

Pop Art Diva Enterprises said...

Wow, who knew cinammon, ginger and clove were so sexy! I think I shall have to bake my Mom's Ginger Molasses Cookies more often, lol!

Thanks for stopping by 13 reasons why I started to paint the old fashioned way again: - maybe next week I'll post some of my sexiest Tiny Food Recipes or Martinis for you to share with your readers! In fact I need to make a whole section of Sexy Martinis on my site, lol!

I must be getting old if it took me this long to come up with that, lol.

Elise Logan said...

i take my cooking a bit too seriously for this. i can't imagine the damage i would sustain being naked in the kitchen and trying to cook. *shudder*

my kitchen fantasies all involve a sous chef and unlimited pantry...

Nessa said...

My husband Loves the kitchen.

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Paige Tyler said...

LOL! All great ideas!

*hugs*
Paige

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