Friday Photo

Okay, ladies, here's your bad boy cowboy, Franco Bcorelli.

Humpdy Help - Moonlit Night

A young woman and young man were at the beach one moonlit night. They were lying there looking at the night sky in each other's arms.

The young man looked over and asked the young lady, "If you could be on any planet up there, just you and I, which one would you want it to be?"

The young woman lies there for a minute staring up and thinks and then replies, "I think it would be Venus, it sounds like a place of romance."

She then turns to him and asks him the same question.

He lies there and with a sly smile replies, "Uranus."

Tasty Tuesday - Deep Dish Brownies

My all-time favorite, make-from-scratch brownies recipe!

Ingredients
3/4 cup butter, melted
1 1/2 cups white sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 eggs
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt


Directions
1.Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease an 8 inch square pan.
2.In a large bowl, blend melted butter, sugar and vanilla. Beat in eggs one at a time. Combine the flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt. Gradually blend into the egg mixture. Spread the batter into the prepared pan.
3.Bake in preheated oven for 40 to 45 minutes, or until brownies begin to pull away from the sides of the pan. Let brownies cool, then cut into squares. Enjoy!

Sinful Saturday - tickle me

I had to post this one. I couldn't stop laughing. Serious Ziggy Stardust lace-up arm sleeves feature black faux leather accented with metal grommets and lacing on one side accented with feathers around the cuff. Can be worn alone or as an accent for a top/shirt. Velcro closure. Unisex.

I think I'll run out and pick this little number up.

Friday Photo

How would you like Luke Guldan to be your private trainer?

Thursday Thirteen - 13 more Love Sms

14) If you live to be 100 yrs, I want to live to be 100 yrs minus one day, so I never have to live without you. I Cant live with out U..

15) I knew I would look back on my tears and laugh, but I never thought I would look back on my laughs and cry. Please don't hurt me darling.

16) Everyone hears what you say. I listen to what you say. Best Lover listen to what you don't say.

17) A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True Lovers stay together And never said goodbye. Donot say good bye to me my sweet heart.

18) A road to a your house is never long for me. Because you are in my heart house.

19) I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just 4 u :) I LOVE YOU

20) love is when u don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. I will not sleep 2day. Waiting for you

21) Last night I looked up at the stars, And matched each one with a reason why I love you. Till I cannot matched

22) When I saw u afraid 2 meet u,When I met u, afraid 2 like u,When I liked u afraid 2 love u,But now that I LOVE U .I am afraid 2 lose u. love me for ever

23) If I would be a tear in your eye I will roll down on your cheek and die on ur lip and if you would be a tear in my eye I will never cry by a fear of losing U

24) Love makes life so confusing and difficult but without love would you want to live?. With out you I cannot breath also. Because my heart is with u

25) If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it ..

Since I didn't have a 13th Sm, I'll just give you some eye candy.

Humpday Help - Great Sex

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, 'I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped.'

His buddy said, 'I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!' So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, 'Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?'

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!"

Tasty Tuesday - Double Chocolate Mocha Trifle

This is a great party dessert for the chocolate lover in all of us. Optional: decorate top with canned whipped topping swirl and shaved chocolate curls. Make sure you get a little of each layer in every serving. Enjoy!

Ingredients
1 (19.8 ounce) package brownie mix
1 3/4 cups cold milk
2 (3.3 ounce) packages instant white chocolate pudding mix
4 teaspoons instant coffee granules
2 tablespoons warm water
2 cups frozen whipped topping, thawed
3 (1.4 ounce) bars chocolate covered toffee bars, chopped


Directions
1.Prepare brownies according to package directions. Bake and cool completely. Cut into 1 inch cubes.
2.In a medium bowl, whisk together milk and pudding mix until mixture begins to thicken. Dissolve coffee granules in water and stir into pudding mixture. Fold in whipped topping.
3.In a glass serving bowl, layer one-third of brownie cubes, one-third of pudding mixture and one-third of candy. Repeat layering until all ingredients are used. Chill 30 minutes in refrigerator before serving.

Mojo Monday

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
~ Stephen Wright

My question is: "What would happen if you put butter on the back of the cat and dropped it?"

Off to write the next best seller... have a great week!

Sinful Saturday - a taste of Hollywood

Bejeweled TRP women's tank top features tattoo inspired print of a heart covered with flowers and wings embellished with genuine Swarovski crystals in silver and accented with silver studs on the front. The front reads Rock On International Rhythm Blues. The back is solid white in color. Cotton skinny rib tank top in vintage wash. Very soft and comfortable.

All Bejeweled by Susan Fixel pieces are exclusively handcrafted of the finest materials. Each piece is limited edition and no two are alike. A favorite among celebrities like Paris Hilton and Jennifer Lopez.

If you want this shirt, you better have a purse like Paris and J.Lo... the cost for one of these beauties is $105.