All I Want for #ValentinesDay...

Setting the scene: Married boy, college boy and teen boy are together in our Livingroom. I love them but sometimes their obnoxiousness wears on me. Especially when I'm reading.

My darling Flyboy asks me what I want to do for Valentine's Day. My sons continue trying to out amaze each other.

Flyboy frowns at our overly loud offspring: "Again...I ask. What do you want for Valentine's Day?"

Not looking up from my kindle: "I want lots of delicious orgasms."

Dead silence.

Married boy: "I'm outta here. I'm going home."

College boy: On that note, I'm heading back to school."

Teen boy grumbling on his way to his room: "At least you can go some place. I'm stuck with them."

Dust settles.

Flyboy looks around the empty room: "What was that?"

Without losing my place in the book: "That, my love, is how you clear a room. And yes, I'm serious about the orgasms."

A moment latter, Flyboy is heard booking a hotel room.

No-Stress Valentines

Valentine gifts don't have to be difficult to select. 

Don't get stressed about buying that perfect gift. Simply pay attention to what your honey enjoys. 

* A fancy Valentine box of chocolates or a big bag of Reese's? 

* A dinner out or one made together? 

* A weekend away or a night in snuggled under a blanket watching a movie? 

* Many jewelry stores offer really good deals for the holiday. 

* Check adds for sporting good stores for deals on items both of you can use & enjoy.

Think of a romantic getaway in a tent or a day hike together.

Always remember, love should be celebrated every day not just Feb. 14.