Chocolate Birthday

A birthday is a day that comes once a year when a person celebrates the anniversary of their birth. Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift, party, or rite of passage. 

Rite of passage?

Yeah... right... try just getting older! 

Blah!

Wait minute... birthday means cake.

Give me chocolate.

Birthday's mean presents.

Give me chocolate.

I think birthday should mean romance too.

Give me chocolate.

I think I like birthdays.