Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Victoria Blisse - Rosey, Raunchy Romance with a Curvy and Pervy Twist

I'd like to welcome Award Winning Rosy, Raunchy Romance Author Victoria Blisse to Romantic Interludes.  Victoria is an amazing lady who is equally at home behind a laptop or a cooker - creating stories, poems, cakes and biscuits.  (I bet things get pretty hot in her kitchen!) Passion, love and laughter fill her works, just as they fill her busy life.

I love how her northern English quirkiness shows through in all of her stories.   So let's have a bit of fun with this Rubenesque Erotic Romance Author.

What’s the kinkiest, sexiest thing you’ve ever done?

Well there was one particularly memorable incident on a train. It was early on a Sunday morning and my husband and I managed to get on the wrong train.

I didn't mind though because it was so quiet that we got to some serious canoodling and were not interrupted. What do I mean by serious? Well, that would be telling but I do count it as the sexiest thing I've ever done...

Hmm... make mental note to try canoodling on a train.  My imagination is kicking naughty do you get with your writing? Are we talking just suggestion or downright bondage?

I write everything from suggestion to explicit. I love suggestion; you can get really sexy with it. I love building tension between characters and sexual tension is the best.

I also write very explicit sex scenes with very colorful language. It depends from story to story what I deem as appropriate. Some of my characters get down and downright dirty whereas others a little more restrained.

Joe and Leanna in the Rendezvous series are very kinky and seriously explicit!

Wow.  (Fans self.)  What’s the best thing you’ve ever written—the best line?

You ask me this another time and I'll say something else, an author's favorite line is usually something they just wrote. Here's a great little scene from Naughty Rendezvous that I love. I tried to pick just one line but I didn't manage it!

"Do you need a hand?" He stands in the doorway, hips cocked and arm stretched up the inner jamb of my doorframe.

"Cheers, love." I pass him the popcorn and pick up the other bits myself. I move to walk past him into the living room but he doesn't budge. So I dip beneath his arm and brush past his slanted hips, my whole body presses up tight against him. I barely withhold a gasp when my crotch rubs against his hardness beneath the soft fabric of his suit trousers. I lift my head and my gaze upwards, meeting his intense stare.

I am hypnotized, my limbs heavy, and I can barely force myself to move. I notice the distance between our faces closing and then his lips are upon mine.

It is not a soft kiss. It is hard and passionate and demanding. His hand drops down the jamb and cups the side of my head as his lips sear and slide across mine, his tongue pressing against my own. I taste the harsh bitterness of coffee as our tongues dance and I feel his erection bob with excitement as he presses himself harder against me.

He abruptly pulls his lips from mine with a pop. "The game's started."

"Cool!" I manage to reply and I continue on my way to the sofa, my legs wobbling, my breath coming in pants and my brain reeling. I hope he doesn't keep this up for much longer. I think I might come if he blows on me right now.

Yummy... he sounds like a hottie.  If you could have any movie star take on a role as one of your heroes, who would it be?

Well I think Nicholas Cage would make a pretty brilliant Joe. He's a dominant American business man with a sexy voice and charm by the bucketful.

If Nicholas cage were to play Joe, though, I'd have to insist on playing Leanna! Rawr!

Rawr!  You are so wicked!  Size counts… on average how loooooonnnnnggg do you like your (um, how do we put it delicately) manuscripts to be; (in words silly, not inches) and how steamy?

Well I do love short, sweet and sexy; I often write flash fiction which is only 1000 words in length. However other times I crave for something heavy and hefty. I find stories often creep over 15000 words and even head up to double that or more when I write these days!

What are the hardest scenes to write for you?

I find it tough to write anger. I don't deal with it very well myself and just like Rex from Toy Story I hate confrontation! I always find it a challenge to write any scene where my characters are angry. There's a scene in Seductive Rendezvous that has Leanna screaming at Joe and it took me a long time to sit down to write it!

Perhaps it is because you have such a happy heart.  Hugs.
How close in real life have you gotten to one of your fantasies?

Pretty close.

 OH?  (Moves to edge of seat.)

What? You never said I had to share details! ;)

Well, here on Romantic Interludes, I like to share tips in the world of love.  What bit of romantic advice would you give your readers?

You can never have too much romance. Try and work a little romance into your day every day and you'll feel so good for it. Remember to romance your other half, it doesn't take much, a written note slipped in their coat pocket, a small gift left on their desk, cook their favorite meal and spend a little time pampering the one you love. A little effort bears much fruit when it comes to romance!

Now you've got me thinking about the heat in the kitchen while cooking. 
And finally… anything you would like to share with us, an excerpt, a tidbit, or anything else about yourself?

Here's an excerpt from the second book in the Rendezvous Series. It's hot, hot, hot!

”Shhh, Lucy’s asleep. We don’t want to wake her.”

“And hello to you too, sweetheart,” He smirks and drops a soft kiss on my lips, “I have missed you.”

“I’ve missed you too,” I sigh as he pushes the door to behind him and drops his briefcase on the floor, “it’s been too long.” He wraps his arm around me and pulls me close to his hard, tall figure.

“Way too long, sorry babe, it’s manic at work right now, you know I don’t mean to neglect you, right?” he kisses me again and the fire instantly flames up inside me.

“I know,” I gasp as his lips slip down to my neck and nuzzle there, “I’m just glad you’re here now.”

“Shall we go upstairs?” he asks with a cheeky squeeze of my buttocks. I yelp and giggle.

“Sure,” I reply, “just let me get the baby monitor.” I slipped from his arms and was pretty sure I heard him sigh but maybe I was imagining it. Joe loves me, of that I have no doubt but sometimes I do wonder how he really feels about Lucy. I pick up the baby monitor from the coffee table and slip it onto the shelf by Lucy’s pram. She’s still asleep, I guess I should be thankful for the fact she is a deep sleeper, I can even use the vacuum around her when she’s sleeping and she won’t wake up. I flip it on and adjust it to pick up any noise from that end.

When I walk back into my little hallway it is empty bar a long, heavy coat hanging on the end of the banister. Joe certainly doesn’t hang about. Once again the fire is in my stomach and I race upstairs. I burst into the bedroom and Joe smiles. He’s lying on the bed in his boxers.

“Strip off and join me,” he says, “I am desperate for you.”

I smile and put the baby monitor down on the bedside table. I feel his stare on my skin as I pull off my clothes as fast as I can. I hear him gasp as my bra is loosened and pulled away and my breasts shift to their natural position on my chest. I push off my trousers and knickers and slide onto the bed bedside him.

“Oh yeah,” he moaned as he rolled over and pressed his naked flesh to mine, “this is what I’ve been dreaming of. Fuck, you’re gorgeous.” His hands cup my breasts as we kiss. I had missed him too but each day he would ring telling me he was working late, I understood but I was always disappointed. Being with him now makes up for that though as his hands skim over my hips and squeeze my buttocks as I push my pubis against his naked hardness. He must have stripped his boxers off when I was concentrating on undressing myself.

“I’ve missed you,” I gasped when he shifted his lips from my mouth to my neck, “I’ve missed you so much.”

“I know darlin’, I’ve missed you too. I miss this hot body, and this cute smile,” he runs his hand up and down my side then kisses my lips, “and I’ve longed to fuck you, you’re the best,” he presses me back into the pillows and slips between my thighs. Sometimes you want foreplay. You need the slow build up, the massages and the ticklingly soft touches and all the teasing and tempting and then other times the arousal is so strong, so powerful you just need to fuck. This was one of those other times.”

Thank you so much, Victoria Bliesse for joining me today. 
Naughty Rendezvous and Seductive Rendezvous are both available from Xcite now, the third book, Wild Rendezvous will be released on the 15th of December. If you'd like all three of these books in one volume you can buy Tempting Rendezvous in Print now!


Joe gives Leanna her perfect punishment.

Joe likes to tease and single mum Leanna loves it too. When they meet up for their first official date, the sparks fly but who's going to crack first? Will Joe's intimate questions and kiss and run tactics bring Leanna to her knees or will Leanna's curves, flashed in moments of exhibition drive Joe to rip off all her clothes and indulge his urges?

How will she react to Joe's domination and will she be turned on by his spankings? She's going to be a naughty girl, so she's bound to find out.

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Victoria Blisse is a Mother, Wife, Christian, Manchester United Fan and Award Winning Erotica Authoress.
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Comment on this post or any in the Naughty Rendezvous Blog Tour and you will be in with a chance to win one of these prizes:

A Print novel, Tempting Rendezvous.

All three eBooks in the Getting Together trilogy.

A copy of the eBook Restoration.

All you need to do is comment on this post and make sure your email address is included there somewhere (feel free to type as myname AT myemailprovider DOT com to avoid attracting spam!) and your comment will be counted in the draw.

One comment per blog will be counted but there are 10 blogs in the Naughty Rendezvous blog tour and if you comment on all of them that gives you 10 chances to win!

Victoria Blisse will choose the three winners on the 4th December and will announce them on her website. Good Luck!

1 comment:

Victoria Blisse said...

Thank you for hosting me and asking such engaging questions, I hope you enjoyed the answers!