Say Whaaaat? Calorie Counts

 

A teaspoon of semen contains approximately 5 calories.

A minute long kiss can burn 2-5 calories, depending on how intimate it is.

Studies have confirmed sex does equate to light-moderate exercise. 

Sex burns off an average of about 100-200 calories per session.

The top calorie burning sex positions:

1. The Butter Churner 211 calories

2. Standing 198 calories

3. Doggie Style: 182 calories

Note: Men burn calories faster than women.

In 2020, Apple watches kept track of calories burned during sex.

Tempting Tuesday: Sleepwear

 

There comes a stage in every relationship when things just start to get a little too comfortable and you find yourself starting to reason that it's okay to wear those flannel pajamas, leggings and ratty t-shirts to bed. Those tempting, sexy items are pushed to the back of the closet.

Well, if you are about one night's sleep away from pulling out that frumpy, granny nightgown you swore you'd never wear... STOP!   There are lots of sleepwear options out there that are as equally sexy as they are comfy.

I don't mean you have to pack away those sexy little lace or leather outfits for good.  Heavens to Betsy... don't do that!  However, the sleepwear you choose to wear on a nightly basis doesn't have to come out of your mother's closet!  (No offense, Mom.)

You can find sleep wear from sensuous silk and satin to cozy cotton and even flannel at Victoria's Secret.  Silky chemises and sexy camisoles worn with drawstring PJ pants or shorts can be found in many stores.

Soft fabrics that feel good against your skin will make you feel relaxed, comfortable and still sexy.  You just won't have to tolerate the binding thong or itchy lace bodice that's squeezing the girls to tightly.  Your honey might occasionally settle for cuddling in front of the TV rather than jumping your bones 7 nights a week...well...maybe.

Chocolate!

 

Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love.

Scary thing for the guys, is that 52% of women said they'd prefer quality chocolate over steamy sex. The reason comes down to the fact chocolate is seen as a comfort food. When polled, people will rarely give up comfort foods for other things, even sex.

Chocolate also produces endorphins that help women maintain a hormonal balance. Thus the desire for monthly doses of chocolate.

Studies have found dark chocolate leads to greater sex drives in men and woman. Keep in mind, the act of sex burns calories. So enjoy the sweet because you'll burn the calories off.

With all the sales on Halloween candy, it's time to stock up a personal stash of chocolate! After all, it's important to our health.

Sultry Sunday Floor Play

 

A nice quiet Sunday and just the two of you; the room is lit by firelight and candles.  Fluffy pillows are tossed onto the floor.  Spread a soft blanket or two next to the pillows.  Hmm…sounds nice, doesn’t it?  Romantic lighting, sensual fabrics, you just need skin to skin contact, and you’ll be all set for a deeply intimate encounter.

Pour a glass of wine and drop your clothes. It’s time for some Floor Play!

Lie down and get comfortable.  Blindfold your honey and straddle him, letting your legs rest along side of his body.  Begin by dripping warmed massage oil over his body, rubbing it in with long sensual strokes.  The key to sensual massage is to adore every inch of your partner’s body.  Enchant his senses by varying the intensity of your touch and being creative.  Use your fingertips, knuckles, and the heel of your hand, your elbows, and your forearms. 

Tease him with an ostrich feather from head to toe, and then pleasure him orally for a few moments.  Go back to massaging him.  Slip a piece of ice into your mouth and let it melt.  Delight his senses with your cold mouth on his hot body.

Rip off his blindfold (or not) and have your way with him. 

Repeat this process only with you wearing the blindfold.  Ask him to drip wine down your back then lick it off for an erotic effect.

Sinful Saturday: Absolutely Sinful Chocolate Chip Cookies

 

Grandma always told me the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... then she gave me this recipe.

 Absolutely Sinful Chocolate Chip Cookies.

 

Ingredients

• 2 1/2 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate
• 1/2 cup butter (melted and browned)
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 3/4 white sugar
• 3/4 cup brown sugar packed
• 2 eggs
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 2/3 cup sour cream
• 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips

Directions

1.    Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In the microwave or over a double boiler, melt unsweetened chocolate and butter together, stirring occasionally until smooth. Sift together flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt; set aside.

2.    In a medium bowl, beat sugar, eggs, and vanilla until light. Mix in the chocolate mixture until well blended. Stir in the sifted ingredients alternately with sour cream, then mix in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded tablespoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets.

3.    Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container.

Try it... I dare you.