Chocolate Birthday

A birthday is a day that comes once a year when a person celebrates the anniversary of their birth. Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift, party, or rite of passage. 

Rite of passage?

Yeah... right... try just getting older! 

Blah!

Wait minute... birthday means cake.

Give me chocolate.

Birthday's mean presents.

Give me chocolate.

I think birthday should mean romance too.

Give me chocolate.

I think I like birthdays.

Thursday 13 - Did you know...?

I know today's TT isn't very romantic, but I found this and simply wanted to share.

Wow, Some interesting stuff here! 

DID YOU KNOW?

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any.
6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
11 Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12.Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper
13. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)

Humpday Hottie

For my birthday, I asked for a hot guy with a bow. 

Not exactly what I had in mind.

But I'll keep him.