Showing posts with label naughty messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naughty messages. Show all posts

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Thursday Thirteen - Naughty Texts

If is boring to be always polite and nice. Sometimes you can make changes and disturbance in the environment simply by sending naughty, rude or dirty text messages. But be careful not to overstate.

1. If I could chang the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
Stop thinking about me!:)

2. I was just talking to my freinds about you, don't worry they already know we have kissed.....ooops.

3. I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

4. I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery but my heart won't run out of space for you!

5. You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.

6. Oh, I am liking this, so what happens next?

7. So if I am right you talked to me first, and texted me first, does that mean you are stalking me?... I like it

8. I am going to bed right now, you want to keep texting or do you want to switch it up...I am not tired.

9. I think we should just be freinds with benefits...you'd like that.

10. Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!!

11.Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

12. Love is in the air... SHIT!!! If only I had a plane right now...

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?