Thirteen Truths about Love In a Kids Point of View
1. “I think you fall in love why you get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.”
2. “One person who has freckles finds somebody else who has freckles and they fall in love.”
3. “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”
4. “No one is sure why people fall in love. But I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.”
5. “Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.”
6. “Lovers hold hands. They want to make sure their rings don’t fall of because they paid good money for them.”
7. “When people hold hands they are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the matchimony thing.”
8. “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when Sponge Bob Squarepants is on TV.”
9. “Love is foolish…but I still might try it sometime.”
10. “To make a person fall in love with you, tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.”
11. “Love with find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I’ve been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.”
12. “Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.”
13. “Falling in love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.”
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