A Writer's Dilemma - Euphemisms

When you are a Romance Writer, you often have to use euphemisms. 

We reach out to other writers at times to help when the mind goes blank. 

I love being in this industry. There is never a boring day.

plural noun: euphemisms

1. a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.

There are about 1,000 recognized euphemisms

for ‘vagina’

in the English language.

 

There's even a Pocket Guide to Vaginal Euphemisms

How about Camel Toe song from the Bob & Tom Show to start your day?

 

Fur Burger, Flesh Cavern, Gash, Pink Taco, Penis Cozy,

Whisker Biscuit, Honey Pot, Squish Mitten, Meat Wallet, Fish Barrel?

 

 

Okay... that will keep me busy all day.