Now who would have thought that something as
simple as food could increase or decrease the benefits of sex?
Egg McMuffin: A bacon and egg McMuffin may seem like a
very unhealthy meal choice, but for sex this food combination is very
beneficial. It contains zinc which helps keep the woman lubricated and the
ingredient that the man needs to produce semen. It also contains a B vitamin
that helps trigger explosive sneezes and orgasms.
Well, I'll be damned.
(Text messages between author and her hubby.)
Me: Have you left the store yet?
Flyboy: Just got in the truck. Sitting in the parking lot.
Me: Good
Flyboy: Did you forget something? Need me to go back?
Me: I need you to stop at McD's and pick up a couple Egg McMuffins. They serve breakfast all day.
Flyboy: ????????
Me: Just do it.
Flyboy: Okaaaayyy ????
Me: I'll explain when you get home. Trust me... you'll like it. *wink, wink*
Flyboy: Are you working on your blog again? And just two muffins?
Me: Yes and Yes. I don't want to get fat.
Flyboy: *thumbs up* I know a way to work off those extra calories. *winky face*
Me: *kissey face*
Son #1: I'm at work and you're not very subtle. *gagging face*
Son #2: Ewwwwww
Son #3: Ah... this is the family group chat if you didn't notice. But...get 2 McMuffins for me and I'll pretend this text never happened.
Me: No McMuffins for you! You're too young.
