Some say Budweiser is the best conditioner!
Oh... here's a newsflash: Beer makes semen taste bad!
Beer (and coffee) will give semen a very bitter flavor.
If you don't like that bitter taste, let your man know that after he consumes too much brew,
you won't be going down on your knees anytime soon.
Hmmm....I wonder if beer tainted semen would be a good hair conditioner.
We already know semen makes good hair gel.