Monday, November 17, 2014

Monday Mojo - Beer? Beer.

I'm not much of a beer drinker but I do appreciate a fine craft brew from local breweries. Even in college I didn't drink much....BEER. (I hear the chirps from my sisters in the peanut gallery.) Anyways, I came across an old photo of a night when I wore beer. Yes.. it was literaly poured on my head. I must say my hair was soft for days afterward! It certainly calmed my bad perm.

Some say Budweiser is the best conditioner!

Oh... here's a newsflash: Beer makes semen taste bad!
                                        Beer (and coffee) will give semen a very bitter flavor.

If you don't like that bitter taste, let your man know that after he consumes too much brew, 
you won't be going down on your knees anytime soon. 

Hmmm....I wonder if beer tainted semen would be a good hair conditioner. 
We already know semen makes good hair gel.

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