Mojo Monday

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
~ Stephen Wright

My question is: "What would happen if you put butter on the back of the cat and dropped it?"

Off to write the next best seller... have a great week!

Sinful Saturday - a taste of Hollywood

Bejeweled TRP women's tank top features tattoo inspired print of a heart covered with flowers and wings embellished with genuine Swarovski crystals in silver and accented with silver studs on the front. The front reads Rock On International Rhythm Blues. The back is solid white in color. Cotton skinny rib tank top in vintage wash. Very soft and comfortable.

All Bejeweled by Susan Fixel pieces are exclusively handcrafted of the finest materials. Each piece is limited edition and no two are alike. A favorite among celebrities like Paris Hilton and Jennifer Lopez.

If you want this shirt, you better have a purse like Paris and J.Lo... the cost for one of these beauties is $105.

Friday Photo

Get a little wild with Beiron Andersson.

Thursday Thirteen - 13 Love Sms part 1

1) Dear cute...Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart.pl. open your heart 4 me with love.

2) Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Please don't hurt my heart.

3) Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less good for u. LOVE MORE and all good things will be yours

4) When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction. Believe it or not.

5) We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. You want to become angel? Come I will give my wing. Love U. so much

6) Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it!.

7) Love is like a roller coaster. Once you have completed the ride, you want to go again. We will love for rest of our life.

8) Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy.

9) If death is the only way we will part then let me die with you because I cannot live without you. BUT I cannot die because my heart is with you.

10) Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best in the world.

11) If 'I love you' is only three words, why is it worth a million?. Because you know Love will do miracles.

12) How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to. Love you dear.

13) We are each an angel with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing each other.

Humpday Help - 5 Tips for Women

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other