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Thursday Thirteen – 13 Naughty Moves to Drive Him Wild

I don't think I need any kind of intro on this list...since everyone is going to skip in and go right to the list.

1. Try a bit of bondage. Being tied up means you are at the mercy of your partner’s urges, which can be exciting. You can focus entirely on being pleasured since you’re not able to reciprocate. Let yourself be his sexy toy. Remind him that he’s in control and responsible for getting you off.

2. Blindfolds and scarves. Tie him up and place a soft blindfold over his eyes. While he’s lying naked at your mercy, touch him softly with feathers, your fingers, your tongue, and tell him what you’re doing.

3. Give him a peep show. This can be done two different ways. A. Masturbate alone but don’t let yourself climax. Greet him naked; let him see the flush all over your body. In a husky voice, describe to him what you were doing. Or…B. Let him watch you masturbate and let him finish you off.
4. Give him his own personal lap dance. Touch yourself in all of yours and his favorite spots. Some dirty dancing will not only make you feel sexy but it’ll make him hot as well.

5. Manhandle him. Surprise him with a hand job when he least expects it such as when he’s relaxing on the couch or on the phone. Just make sure he's not on the phone with his mother.


6. Have strange sex. I don’t mean weird sex, but pretend you don’t know each other. You know… role playing. Set up a time to meet at a particular bar. As you make your way to him, flirt with a few guys. Introduce yourself; even make up a name and character you want to play. Role playing can push both of you out of your comfort zone and possibly enjoy sensations and positions you wouldn’t normally try together.
7. Play the innocent. If you want to have more fun role playing, pretend one of you is innocent and is in need of sex lessons. Prepare for a very X-Rated tutorial.


8. New views and new angles. Take the action to the living room couch. Try standing-up sex in this semipublic room, it’ll feel a bit naughty. Keep in mind this is the room where your parents and friends will be sitting.
9. Give him the “Oh, my God” erotic view. Start in a seated position on the couch, straddle him, and then place his hands on your hips to keep you secure. Lean all the way back so your head is down by his feet. You can put your hands on the floor for extra support, then rest your feet on the back of the couch.
10. Continue exploring the various rooms in the house. You will find you will be forced to accommodate your positions to different obstacles.

11. Ambushing your guy. Pounce on him when he gets out of the shower. Nothing smells or tastes as nice as a clean man! Or slip into the bathroom and strike a seductive pose in your birthday suit. When he pulls aside the curtain, he’ll be surprised with the stunning scenery.

12. Sexting. Next time you go out to dinner tell him you left something in the car. Once outside, text him that you need his help with something. When he comes out, pull him into the car and go at it. (You might want to be in a remote part of the parking lot.)

13. Sexy talk. Tell him how you feel during sex. Verbalizing the sensation brings your attention to it, which reinforces the pleasure you’re experiencing. “I’m coming” is a simple but magical phrase for a man to hear; he’s pleased he’s gotten you so aroused that you’re out of control.

Tuesday's Teaser

Excerpt from Painted Soulbook one of the Soul Series

Elizabeth raced up the stairs into a room she hadn’t occupied for any length of time since she was eighteen. She wanted to pack a few items and call her brother, knowing it would be late at night in London. She was hoping Erick would be there, but if so, he probably wasn’t alone. Elizabeth smirked at the thought of her brothers’ good looks and ways with women. They could even use their charms and financial power to turn men inside out as well. Yes, she could always count on her brothers, and now more than ever.

Elizabeth quickly dialed the number to the flat, praying she wasn’t interrupting anything.

“McAlister speaking,” a masculine voice answered.

“Erick, it’s me. Am I calling at a bad time?” Elizabeth held her breath. She always felt embarrassed when she disturbed her brothers’ liaisons.

“No, I always have time for you. I was just waiting for the sandman,” Erick’s smile came through with his voice on the line. “What’s up? When are you coming to England to see me?”

“Actually, I’m leaving tomorrow night. Hold on I’m putting you on speaker phone while I pack.”

“Tomorrow? This is sudden. Let me guess, Father finally dealt the last straw and you are escaping to Hampton House.”

Elizabeth felt warmth as if her brother was in the room with her, instead of miles away.

"He was such a jerk to me. I swear he hates me and I don’t even know why. I’ve never asked much from him except for a little emotion,” she choked. “He says he wants me to face my responsibilities. You know, get married and become a house jockey.”

She heard Erick laugh at her term for the pampered, wealthy wives in their father’s circle of friends. Their only duties were to run a household and smile pretty. She preferred to remain herself, rather than become an outdated debutante who took out her frustrations on the staff. The staff at Hampton House was always given respect, and in return she received their loyalty.

“I have an idea, Erick, but I need your help and Michael’s, too,” she spoke while fumbling with clothing.

“Oh, do tell little sister. You have my full attention. You’ve never asked us to help before. You always preferred to fight your own battles. What on earth do you have up your sleeve?” Erick wondered.

“Well, first I’ll move to Hampton House and update mother’s studio. It won’t take much, since I brought over so much stuff on my previous trips,” Elizabeth paused to digest her thoughts. “I think I can do it.”

“Do what? Please go on.”

“I really want to open my own gallery in London!” There, she said it.

“Well, London is going to be tough,” Erick cautioned. “It’s not like Chicago or New York.”

Elizabeth’s heart began to sink with a sudden lack of confidence. Her brothers had always believed in her.

“But I know you can do it, Elizabeth. The Brits will love you!” Elizabeth felt the excitement rise as she listened to Erick continue, “Michael and I have some good contacts that could help you get started fast. You could stay in the flat while we search for the perfect gallery. Don’t worry. We’ll have Father bragging about his talented, self-sufficient, independent daughter in no time.”

“Oh, Erick! I could hug you!”

“You’ll have your chance. I’ll drive down to Sussex day after tomorrow. Are you sure you have time to prepare for this big move?”

“I’ve been preparing my whole life to get out of this hell hole! I have artwork in both galleries ready at a moment’s notice to be shipped. My accounts are in order, and nothing is keeping me here. The U.S. galleries can run themselves; I have great people managing them. Besides, I feel I need to go back to England,” she paused for a moment, “like I’m being summoned or something. Am I being weird?”

“No, I understand. It’s time for this move. You’re more than ready. Oh, by the way, if you have time, could you pick up some Baby Ruth candy bars for me?”

“Sure, sweets for my sweet, big brother, anything else?”

“Ah, um, no,” came a hushed reply.

Elizabeth heard a noise coming through the line sounding like a low moan and kissing.

“Oh, no!” she felt her face redden, “I did interrupt something, you gigolo. Why didn’t you tell me? I hope you can keep your pants on long enough to help me. I’ll let you go. Don’t catch anything, and I’ll see you soon!”

Erick laughed. He loved teasing his sister. But she really wasn’t interrupting anything yet. He and Michael had been waiting a long time for Elizabeth to make this decision. She had to return to England. Nothing could have distracted him from this phone conversation. Well, almost nothing. He put down the phone and rolled over to greet the beautiful woman sitting on the edge of his bed.


“Alert the London art world she’s coming.”

“Oh,” the scarlet woman smiled, “and especially London’s newest top artist.”

They were interrupted by the ringing of the phone.

“It’s probably my sister again.” He turned and spoke into the receiver, “Hey did you forget something?”

“Come again?” the voice was deep, masculine and British.

“Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else. What can I do for you at this late hour my friend?”

“Erick, I need you to call off the hounds. Those reporters from that trash newspaper, Street Review, have been sniffing around. I don’t need them digging up anything from my past. They’re not going to stop until they find out who I am, especially that Jon Jameson!” The voice ranted on, “I don’t know why you don’t just sell that rag to some group who wants to publish religious articles.”

“Don’t worry about them. Just remember, as long as they work for me, I control them. If I didn’t pay their wages, someone else would, and the cat might be out of the bag. Calm down and go paint something. I think you’re overreacting but I’ll take care of it.”

“You’re right. Thanks friend. I knew you wouldn’t let me down. I’ve been mulling again.”

“Don’t forget, I was in your past. It’s my ass too!”

A low grumble came through the line. “I guess I’m just starting to crack a bit. I’m sure I’m going to have to choose one of these days. But not yet!”

“I know, Mr. Control. Don’t worry. I’ll take care of everything.”

“Thanks again, goodnight.”

“Was that...?” Reva asked.

“Yes,” Erick replied with a smile. “I wish I could look into the future.”

“Let’s just get through tonight. Hmm…”


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"Naughty or Nice" in Under the Covers anthology, by Crystal Jordan

Dayna Sharp has the perfect job, the perfect man…the perfect life. So why is the prospect of marrying Mr. Wonderful so perfectly boring? It’s a question Dayna can’t shake when she brings her fiance home to meet her spectacularly un-boring family–and finds herself pursued by a bad-boy bearing gifts that could burn a hole in more than her Christmas stocking…

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