Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Thursday Thirteen – 13 Things to Do with Whipping Cream


Okay… I’m writing this due to demand since I promised such a list a few weeks back. Come on folks, give me a break. This list was hard to put together. After a couple ideas and a few cans, I kept getting too distracted to continue. Sheesh!

1. Of course… top off some yummy chocolate pudding, or hot apple pie, or ice cream. Wait a minute. Come on now… let’s spice to it a tad!

2. Dip strawberries into whipping cream and feed them to your special someone.
Swirl the whipping cream upon the lips and lick off together.……


3. Make a whipping cream bikini
or matching whipping cream undies and lick them off each other.

4. Place cut up banana pieces, strawberries, pop rocks candy onto naked belly (or any body part of your choosing) add chocolate syrup then top with whipping cream. Allow your dear honey bunny to lick it off. If you’re daring, try this and add a scoop of ice cream. Wowza!

5. “Hershey's syrup, whipped cream, and a Catwoman mask.” – Men’s Health magazine. Okay…? Sorry, I can’t do the Catwoman mask thing.

6. Oh, you need the obvious idea? Then simply cover your partner’s hottest spots. You have to lick the cream away to get to the “goodies”. Duh.

7. Now this old album cover gives me a few ideas I simply can’t express in words. Hmm... here's another...

What’s an album? If you don’t know… you shouldn’t be reading this post.


8. Add some strawberry syrup to the whipping cream then put it in the freeze for a bit before placing dollops onto nipples. The flavor and the cold enhances the … uh… pleasure.

9. Need a little warmth while you play with all this whipping cream? Try this recipe: 1 cup heavy cream, whipped, add 1 ounce orange liqueur such as Grand Marnier, and whip together. Ladies - let your honey put this mixture wherever you might want him to pay a lot of attention to, cuz he’ll probably be there awhile.

10. Run a line of whipping cream along the backbone of your partner then slowly… I mean slowly lick it off. Don’t ever rush licking. A burp or gas of any kind can be rather embarrassing in a moment of passion.

11. Whipping cream, blindfold, handcuffs, and pineapple flavored edible warming oil. Need I say more?

12. Arm yourselves with cans of whipping cream; be sure to be naked, commence whipping cream war. Note: shower afterwards may be just as much fun as the war.

13. “Have your guy lie back comfortably on the bed; spray whipped cream from his naval to his upper thighs. Begin slowly licking it off the body areas above and below his package. After each lick, kiss his mouth with your lips covered in whipped cream, bring your mouth back below his belt. Slowly lick all the whipped cream off his body — except the cream directly covering his penis and testicles. Not until he’s aching should you finally indulge there.” – Cosmopolitan magazine. (Recommended by Laura Berman, PhD, sex therapist and creator of the DVD series Dr. Berman Can Help)


OHHHHHH…. HONEY….. I HAVE WHIPPING CREAM...

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Thursday Thirteen – 13 Reasons to Smile



1. To show you’re happy.

2. Like yawns, smiles are contagious.
3. To do a simple act of kindness.
4. Because you are wearing a new shade of lipstick. (After all, a girl cannot have too many shades of lipstick.)

5. You know your best girlfriend will tell you if you have something stuck in your teeth.
6. Because that piece of chocolate cheesecake was amazing.


7. You feel very blessed.

8. You feel joy in your heart and love energizes you. (Was that an oversized pink bunny that just went by?)
9. If you smile enough, you’ll start to believe your face.

10. You just took a deep breath and realized life is grand.
11. Because happiness is the result of being too busy to be miserable.



12. My favorite reason: Always smile… because others will think you are up to something. And maybe you are.
13.
oh, must post a Trent smile, ahhhhh...

Need I say more?

Now tell me what makes you smile.