Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Tasty Tuesday - Cran Razzy!




Today's Tasty Tuesday is a sexy summer drink that is only 163 calories and packed full of vitamin C.






Cran Razzy!



Ingredients
1/2 cup frozen raspberries
2 cups cranberry-raspberry juice
2 cups seltzer
2 tbs lime juice plus, 4 lime slices
6oz (3/4 cups) vodka

Preparation
Fresh raspberries should be frozen in a single layer. Combine cranberry-raspberry juice, seltzer, lime juice and vodka in a pitcher. Pour the mixture in a glass and add the lime slice and frozen raspberries for garnish.


Monday, August 8, 2011

Monday Mojo

It's Monday and you can't jump start your mojo.

Here's a kick... close your eyes...then open them... look at the photo below and write the first thing thant pops into your head.





Friday, July 29, 2011

Review for Handcuffs & Silk

Kindle Edition. June 28, 2011
Review By Robert Henderson, Nevada
Sex Marks The G-Spot



It "handcuffed" my interest!

I bought Handcuffs & Silk when I saw it was about a Las Vegas police officer. Being a Las Vegas local, I was extremely curious about how the story would play out. There is less Las Vegas in the story than I had thought there would be, but that didn't make the story any less interesting. As the story moved from the heroine surveying the Las Vegas Strip to a meeting with a potential "one night stand" the story kept my interest. Things flowed smoothly in the story, and the humorous parts, such as the heroine saying the line "Anything you say can and will be used against you for my pleasure" as she handcuffed the hero to a headboard really gave me a laugh.

Author Mary Quast did a fantastic job with the erotic parts of the story. Being more about the characters than about the location, the story could have been set in Hollywood, Tulsa, or even Nome, Alaska. However I didn't find myself disappointed with not being led around Las Vegas. I read the entire story in one sitting, not wanting to put it down. The author set the mood well, and gave enough personality to each character to keep me interested, and want to know what happened to them. I do think this story had the potential to evolve into a full blown novel.

This story is highly recommended for anyone who enjoys erotic stories. It has a great ending, and definitely deserves the 5 star rating I'm giving it! Well worth the price, and a great addition to my Kindle collection!

5.0 out of 5 stars

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Thursday Thirteen - Naughty Texts

If is boring to be always polite and nice. Sometimes you can make changes and disturbance in the environment simply by sending naughty, rude or dirty text messages. But be careful not to overstate.

1. If I could chang the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
Stop thinking about me!:)

2. I was just talking to my freinds about you, don't worry they already know we have kissed.....ooops.

3. I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

4. I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery but my heart won't run out of space for you!

5. You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.

6. Oh, I am liking this, so what happens next?

7. So if I am right you talked to me first, and texted me first, does that mean you are stalking me?... I like it

8. I am going to bed right now, you want to keep texting or do you want to switch it up...I am not tired.

9. I think we should just be freinds with benefits...you'd like that.

10. Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!!

11.Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

12. Love is in the air... SHIT!!! If only I had a plane right now...

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Humpday Help



Here's a helpful honey for you. He's great with washing dishes... and other things.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Video Interview

Check out a live interview with Mary Quast at the Lori Foster's Author & Readers Get Together.

CLICK HERE

Thursday, June 30, 2011

New Release from Paige Tyler


To honor the debt her family owes Slayter Cardona, beautiful Teyla Dunai agrees to let him sell her as a sex slave in the markets of Arkhon. Determined to bring as much value as she can on the auction block, but inexperienced where men are concerned, she asks the handsome pirate if he’ll teach her how to pleasure a man. Intrigued, and more than a little attracted to the lavender-eyed beauty, Slayter agrees. As he initiates her into the world of bondage, spanking and out-of-this-galaxy sex, though, both Teyla and Slayter find themselves falling for each other.

But Slayter has a responsibility to his crew, and Teyla knows it is her duty to pay off her family’s debt. With the deal already agreed upon, there doesn’t seem to be any way for their story to have a happy ending. Until Teyla is kidnapped…and they reach the slave auction house…and Slayter has to find a way to reclaim his own “sex slave”.


Pirate's Woman
By: Paige Tyler

Read an excerpt.

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Line: Aeon
Series: Ahoy!
Book Length: Short Novel
Book Type: eBook
Publisher: Ellora's Cave Publishing

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Tempting Tuesday


“Do you want to kiss me?” Her breath brushed against his neck, inches from his ear.

“Yes.” The scent of vanilla filled his head.

“You do?”

“Beyond a doubt.” He wanted to lick that vanilla off her body.

“Why don’t you kiss me then?”

“Because you didn’t ask me to.”

“Why?” The look on her face told him of her bewilderment. “Am I supposed to?”

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Romantic Times & Me



Look at that! It's amazing. There my books is...top row, 2nd from left. I've never seen one of my books in a RT Magazine before. What an exciting moment I'm having!


I'm humbled being included on those page with the likes of such incredible authors. WOW!


I'm so glad to be a part of the 1 Night Stand series and thank you Decadent Publishing for brining be aboard. I'm luvin' every minute of it!


Thank you, Valerie and your voodoo doll!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Wicked Editors, Voodoo Dolls and Erotic Romance


I was forced by a wicked editor and her voodoo doll, to write a story for 1NightStand. Really!!! I'd never written erotic sprinkled with BDSM and this project became a journey for me. Being naive, I didn't know much about BDSM. I interviewed people and researched. (I admit the research was fun!)


Once my mind was able to wrap around the erotic concept, I became free to write the story. I spent a few days online with an high school classmate who is a detective in Las Vegas. Chatting with him brought my characters to life.


While writing Handcuffs & Silk, my muse whispered in my ear for more ideas for 1NightStand stories. Valerie Mann said, "Writing for 1NightStand is like eating potato chips, you can't stop after just one." Ain't it the truth, sista!


I did my happy dance when I wrote my favorite line: “You have the right to remain silent.” She clamped a handcuff roughly onto a wrist and raised both arms over his head to hook around the headboard rails then attached the remaining cuff to his free wrist. “Anything you say can and will be used against you for my pleasure.”


Now I'm happy to announce the release of Handcuffs & Silk. Yes, that's Jimmy Thomas on the cover. (Yummy!)


BLURB - Stephanie "Stiff" Johnson, is a tough Las Vegas cop who many men find too intimidating to date. Steph begins to wonder if something is wrong with her so she turns to Madame Eve to find a man who could be the yin to her yang, even if it's just for one night.

Hunter Morgan left behind years of living as a sub to a female Domme in New York. Upon return to his hometown, he questions whether he wants to continue with the "lifestyle" or find something different. Turning to 1 Night Stand, he hopes to sample his options.

A simple one-night stand opens a whole new sensuous world to both.


Excerpt~
The blades of the chopper sliced through the heat of the night as it flew over the City of Lights. Casinos glowed in various hues of blue, plum, gold, green, and silver, casting a magical aura. Spotlights danced in the night, graceful fingers tickling the sinister side of Vegas. Unsuspecting people moved about, flitting from place to place, searching for excitement and fulfillment while cars in traffic jams occasionally brought the pulsing arteries in the heart of the city to a temporary halt.

Being a Las Vegas cop, Steph recognized the evil lurking in the shadows of the beautiful city, also known as Sin City. As the chopper made a turn, she viewed the vast landscape as an artist’s canvas. The awesome structures designed and built by nameless men. So many lives below. Where there is sin and sadness, one will also find love and happiness.

With a deep sigh, Steph continued to gaze at the site, wondering where she fit into the street party of existence. Not a single malicious bone in her body, yet a monster lurked inside, crying to be set free. And, despite the desire to have a special someone to share a lifetime of love and happiness, meaningless one-night stands never filled the emptiness inside. Lately, living and breathing her job had become her reason for lack of a social life. That, and always being looked at as one of the guys and a hard ass.

Some of the cops’ wives had made it their mission to fix her up with someone. Despite their efforts to feminize her, she intimidated the men they’d found for her. Not considered butch—she had all the right curves in all the right places and could wear sexy clothing that normally only looked good on a model—but everyone knew how tough she could be.

Controlling the power hidden deep inside her proved to be difficult and had ruined many relationships. Her last boyfriend liked to try kinky things, but had his limits. She’d gone out with a guy who’d insisted she be submissive to him, but that felt completely false and ended shortly after it began.

What’s wrong with me?

Frustrated at her inability to escape her reputation, she’d applied with an online dating service, 1NightStand. Not a regular matchmaking site, but more upscale; the mysterious owner, Madame Evangeline, had an amazing ability to find just the right person to satisfy one’s needs. Or so Steph had been told.

Her cell phone vibrated. Glancing at the screen, she noticed an email from 1Night Stand. Instinct told her Eve was probably letting her know the dating service could not match her up. To avoid disappointment until back on the ground, Steph put the phone back in its holster.

The chopper began its descent.

Friday, June 24, 2011

NEW RELEASE TODAY - Handcuffs & Silk


A 1 Night Stand Story #16

BLURB - Stephanie "Stiff" Johnson, is a tough Las Vegas cop who many men find too intimidating to date. Steph begins to wonder if something is wrong with her so she turns to Madame Eve to find a man who could be the yin to her yang, even if it's just for one night.

Hunter Morgan left behind years of living as a sub to a female Domme in New York. Upon return to his hometown, he questions whether he wants to continue with the "lifestyle" or find something different. Turning to 1 Night Stand, he hopes to sample his options.

A simple one-night stand opens a whole new sensuous world to both.

Genre: Contemporary romance, erotic romance, BDSM
Word count – 10k
Heat level: 4
Cover art by Fiona Jayde

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This was the first erotic romance with BDSM sprinkled in. I must admit having fun researching. LOL. And yes... that's Jimmy Thomas on the cover. Try not to lick it too much. Hugs - Mary Quast












Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Thursday 13 - Favorite Lines from Handcuffs & Silk



BLURB: Stephanie "Stiff" Johnson, is a tough Las Vegas cop who many men find too intimidating to date. Steph begins to wonder if something is wrong with her so she turns to Madame Eve to find a man who could be the yin to her yang, even if it's just for one night.

Hunter Morgan left behind years of living as a sub to a female Domme in New York. Upon return to his hometown, he questions whether he wants to continue with the "lifestyle" or find something different. Turning to 1 Night Stand, he hopes to sample his options.

A simple one-night stand opens a whole new sensuous world to both.

My new book comes out tomorrow so I thought I'd share some of my favoite quotes from Hunter Mason and Stephanie Johnson.



1. Being a Las Vegas cop, Steph recognized the evil lurking in the shadows of the beautiful city, also known as Sin City.

2. Rubbing the smooth part of his neck where a collar had rested for over a year, he remembered the day Ericka removed the soft, blue, leather strap with her initials stamped on it.

3. Miss Stephanie Johnson is a lovely lady with the type of personality I’m sure you will find to your liking, and perfectly capable of fulfilling your current desires.

4. “Grow up, Hunter. Drop this damn beta act and be the alpha you were born to be.”

5. Nicely curved hips accented by shiny, black leather hot pants, high-heeled, thigh-high boots laced up her long legs, and a small leather bag hung on a silver chain snug against her hip.

6. Her mouth watered at the sight of his muscular chest peeking from the opening of a black Armani shirt with the sleeves rolled past his elbows, and one hand rested on his thigh while the other held a rose.

7. Stepping tighter between her legs, he grasped Steph around her nape with one hand and pulled her to him for a hard kiss.

8. Sex appeal coupled with willingness to satisfy equaled a very appealing combination in a one-night stand.

9. The room filled with heat, yet the only sounds were their breathing, the creak of the bed, and the rasp of her boots as they brushed against his legs.

10. “You have the right to remain silent.” She clamped a handcuff roughly onto a wrist and raised both arms over his head to hook around the headboard rails then attached the remaining cuff to his free wrist. “Anything you say can and will be used against you for my pleasure.”

11. She opened the drawer and found a couple of black silk scarves.

12. With a wicked grin, she paused to pick up the glass with the key resting under the melting ice cubes.

13. “I win.” His deep voice wrapped seductively around her entire body.


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Genre: Contemporary romance, erotic romance, BDSM
Word count – 10k
Heat level: 4
Cover art by Fiona Jayde

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Visit more authors and their Thursday 13 posts.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

NEW RELEASE JUNE 24


1 Night Stand series from Decadent Publishing

Stephanie "Stiff" Johnson is a tough Las Vegas cop who many men find too intimidating to date. Steph begins to wonder if something is wrong with her so she turns to Madame Eve to find a man who could be the yin to her yang even if it's just for one night.



Hunter Morgan left behind years of living as a sub to a female Dom in New York. Upon return to his hometown, he questions whether he wants to continue with the "lifestyle" or find something different. Turning to 1 Night Stand he hopes to sample his options.



A simple one night stand opens a whole new sensuous world to both.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Happpy Father's Day







When I think of you, Dad,
I think of a man
who fixed things,
the bicycles and broken hearts...
who hugged me
and took time
to give me piggyback rides...
and who held me
on his shoulders
to better see parades
or just the world around me.





When I think of you,
I know that behind
all those little things
was a great love.
And I just want to thank you for being
the dad you were
the dad you still are in my heart.
I miss you!





After 35 years of working for Consumers Power, he only had a few years to enjoy retirement. Eugene M. Williams passed away Feb. 1994 from cancer and is greatly missed by family and friends. He was a Marine in the battles of the South Pacific, WWII and severed state-side during Korea. He will allways be my hero.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Father's Day poem from son to dad



Dear Daddy,
When you found out
I was coming
You were shocked, surprised
And a bit queasy in the tummy.

When you found out
I had a little problem
You were worried and concerned
And wanted to solve ‘em.

When you were there
and I arrived
You were happy and scared
Did you cry?

When you were there
And held me for the first time
You were warm and kind
I saw your eyes shine.

When you held my hand
I gripped you tight
To remind you of my existence
And ask you to be my light.

When you held my hand
Standing by my side
As I took my first steps
You prodded me with gentleness and pride.

Now as I reach out to you
When no one else can see
I look into your heart
Searching for patience for me.

Now as I reach out to you
Declaring our bond
I love you unconditionally!
From your youngest son.



writen Father's Day 2006

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Veronica Towers - Only In Her Dreams


Marcus Derning, Duke of Allendale and former Captain in the 73rd Foot Brigade owes his life to the timely intervention of Sergeant Montague--an intervention which cost the man his life. What better way to honor the man's memory but by marrying his daughter--if she would only have him? Sarah knows that duty and honor are poor substitutes for love. A captain can not marry the daughter of a common soldier. Much less a common soldier's daughter marry a Duke. Even deep in her heart where her irrational hopes linger, she knows the only way she could ever be with Marcus is Only in Her Dreams.

Veronica Towers
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I had a chance to meet the cover model Bill Freda at a writers get together. Very sweet guy!

Here's his stats, ladies!


Born: New York area
Hair: Dark Brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175lbs
Chest: 44"
Waist: 30"
School: Engineering Degree from Rutgers's University
Likes:
working out
helping people make healthy changes in their lives
traveling
acting
romance

Monday, June 6, 2011

Mojo Monday

Many writers will challenge themselves by looking at a photo and writing a poem or a short story inspired by the photo. Such an excersise is a great way to break writer's block. Here is a photo and the poem it inspired when during one of my mental blocks.


Watching and waiting.
I remain silent, without response.
Listening to the universe.

Watching and waiting.
Mystical and sensual.
A moment cannot be defined.

Watching and waiting.
A cosmic wave.
An energy released.

Watching and waiting.
A shiver runs through my whole body.
I'm profoundly moved.

Watching waiting.
Spontaneous combustion.
A master of body and mind emerges.

Watching and waiting.
A vision of pleasure.
Harmony of ecstasy and spirituality.

Watching and waiting.
The senses of the sacred are aroused.
Come to me.

Watching and waiting.
Beyond the physical plane.
I will protect you.

Watching and waiting.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Humpday Help - All About Love


A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. "I want to marry your daughter".

"Well, my boy you will have to prove to me that you are a man worthy of my daughter."

"I'll do anything for my love" says the young man.

"You see that cow out in the pasture? Well go screw it."

A little puzzled the boy says, "OK, anything for my love"

On his return of doing his deed, he asks, "Now can I marry your daughter?"

"Nope." says the father, "See that goat over yonder? Well, Go screw it."

Again the boy obliges and returns saying, "Now can I marry your daughter?"

"Nope. Not yet -- one more thing. See that pig in the sty? Well go to it."

Once again he obliges and returns. This time the farmer is amazed at seeing this boy doing these deeds just to marry his daughter.

So the father finally tells the boy, "Now you can marry my daughter."

To which the boy replies, "SCREW YOUR DAUGHTER, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR THAT PIG?"

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Tasty Tuesday - Chocolate 101


Mmm, we all know that rich, melt-in-the-mouth quality of good chocolate. That taste sensation comes from chocolate with a high percentage of cocoa butter. Chocolate can vary in quality, of course. Lower-quality chocolate includes other fats, which raise the product's melting point, and offer a less distinct flavor.

Use the highest-quality chocolate and cocoa you can buy. Good chocolate has a glossy sheen and a smooth taste. Here's a quick primer on different varieties and their uses:

•Unsweetened (chocolate liquor): Made with about 50 percent cocoa butter, this is pure, unadulterated chocolate. Use it in cooking and baking, but don't bother eating it straight.

•Bittersweet: Made by adding cocoa butter, sugar, and vanilla to chocolate liquor, bittersweet chocolate has a dark, rich taste. Use it in baking.

•Semisweet: This variety is made the same way as bittersweet, but with more sugar. A classic for chocolate chip cookies.

•Milk chocolate: Sweet and creamy, this chocolate is made with milk solids, which give it its light color. For some people, milk chocolate is a clear winner over dark.

•White chocolate: Because it's made with cocoa butter and not chocolate liquor, white chocolate isn't strictly chocolate. Use it in baking, but don't expect a chocolatey taste--it's sweet and mild.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Humpday Help - Is It Love?

Does your heart ache and break when they're sad??
Then it's love.

Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong??
Then it's love.

Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts??
Then it's love.

Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you there??
Then it's love.

Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are??
Then it's love.

Would you give them your heart, your life, your death??
Then it's love.

Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love? Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for?

This torture, this powerful death of self? Why?

The answer is so simple cause it's...LOVE. It is such an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Humpday Help - Romance, Scottish Style


A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed.

The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed, then the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh I was thinkin' ... perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts! Angus."

"Well, uh I was thinkin' ... perhaps its aboot time you let me pewt ma hand on yer leg."

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee.

Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "My thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."

"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

And he said, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Tasty Tuesday - French Silk Chocolate Pie


Ingredients
1/2 cup butter, room temperature
3/4 cup white sugar
2 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened baking chocolate, melted and cooled
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 eggs
1 prepared 8 inch pastry shell, baked and cooled


Directions
1.Cream butter in a mixing bowl. Gradually beat in the sugar with an electric mixer until light colored and well blended. Stir in the thoroughly cooled chocolate, and vanilla extract. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating 5 minutes on medium speed after each addition. Spoon the chocolate filling into a cooled, baked pie shell.
2.Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Humpdy Help - Moonlit Night


A young woman and young man were at the beach one moonlit night. They were lying there looking at the night sky in each other's arms.

The young man looked over and asked the young lady, "If you could be on any planet up there, just you and I, which one would you want it to be?"

The young woman lies there for a minute staring up and thinks and then replies, "I think it would be Venus, it sounds like a place of romance."

She then turns to him and asks him the same question.

He lies there and with a sly smile replies, "Uranus."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tasty Tuesday - Deep Dish Brownies


My all-time favorite, make-from-scratch brownies recipe!

Ingredients
3/4 cup butter, melted
1 1/2 cups white sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 eggs
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt


Directions
1.Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease an 8 inch square pan.
2.In a large bowl, blend melted butter, sugar and vanilla. Beat in eggs one at a time. Combine the flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt. Gradually blend into the egg mixture. Spread the batter into the prepared pan.
3.Bake in preheated oven for 40 to 45 minutes, or until brownies begin to pull away from the sides of the pan. Let brownies cool, then cut into squares. Enjoy!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Sinful Saturday - tickle me

I had to post this one. I couldn't stop laughing. Serious Ziggy Stardust lace-up arm sleeves feature black faux leather accented with metal grommets and lacing on one side accented with feathers around the cuff. Can be worn alone or as an accent for a top/shirt. Velcro closure. Unisex.


I think I'll run out and pick this little number up.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thursday Thirteen - 13 more Love Sms

14) If you live to be 100 yrs, I want to live to be 100 yrs minus one day, so I never have to live without you. I Cant live with out U..

15) I knew I would look back on my tears and laugh, but I never thought I would look back on my laughs and cry. Please don't hurt me darling.

16) Everyone hears what you say. I listen to what you say. Best Lover listen to what you don't say.

17) A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True Lovers stay together And never said goodbye. Donot say good bye to me my sweet heart.

18) A road to a your house is never long for me. Because you are in my heart house.

19) I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just 4 u :) I LOVE YOU

20) love is when u don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. I will not sleep 2day. Waiting for you

21) Last night I looked up at the stars, And matched each one with a reason why I love you. Till I cannot matched

22) When I saw u afraid 2 meet u,When I met u, afraid 2 like u,When I liked u afraid 2 love u,But now that I LOVE U .I am afraid 2 lose u. love me for ever

23) If I would be a tear in your eye I will roll down on your cheek and die on ur lip and if you would be a tear in my eye I will never cry by a fear of losing U

24) Love makes life so confusing and difficult but without love would you want to live?. With out you I cannot breath also. Because my heart is with u

25) If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it ..

Since I didn't have a 13th Sm, I'll just give you some eye candy.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Humpday Help - Great Sex

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, 'I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped.'

His buddy said, 'I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!' So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, 'Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?'

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!"

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Tasty Tuesday - Double Chocolate Mocha Trifle



This is a great party dessert for the chocolate lover in all of us. Optional: decorate top with canned whipped topping swirl and shaved chocolate curls. Make sure you get a little of each layer in every serving. Enjoy!

Ingredients
1 (19.8 ounce) package brownie mix
1 3/4 cups cold milk
2 (3.3 ounce) packages instant white chocolate pudding mix
4 teaspoons instant coffee granules
2 tablespoons warm water
2 cups frozen whipped topping, thawed
3 (1.4 ounce) bars chocolate covered toffee bars, chopped


Directions

1.Prepare brownies according to package directions. Bake and cool completely. Cut into 1 inch cubes.
2.In a medium bowl, whisk together milk and pudding mix until mixture begins to thicken. Dissolve coffee granules in water and stir into pudding mixture. Fold in whipped topping.
3.In a glass serving bowl, layer one-third of brownie cubes, one-third of pudding mixture and one-third of candy. Repeat layering until all ingredients are used. Chill 30 minutes in refrigerator before serving.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Mojo Monday


"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
~ Stephen Wright

My question is: "What would happen if you put butter on the back of the cat and dropped it?"

Off to write the next best seller... have a great week!

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Sinful Saturday - a taste of Hollywood


Bejeweled TRP women's tank top features tattoo inspired print of a heart covered with flowers and wings embellished with genuine Swarovski crystals in silver and accented with silver studs on the front. The front reads Rock On International Rhythm Blues. The back is solid white in color. Cotton skinny rib tank top in vintage wash. Very soft and comfortable.

All Bejeweled by Susan Fixel pieces are exclusively handcrafted of the finest materials. Each piece is limited edition and no two are alike. A favorite among celebrities like Paris Hilton and Jennifer Lopez.

If you want this shirt, you better have a purse like Paris and J.Lo... the cost for one of these beauties is $105.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Thursday Thirteen - 13 Love Sms part 1

1) Dear cute...Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart.pl. open your heart 4 me with love.

2) Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Please don't hurt my heart.

3) Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less good for u. LOVE MORE and all good things will be yours

4) When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction. Believe it or not.

5) We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. You want to become angel? Come I will give my wing. Love U. so much

6) Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it!.

7) Love is like a roller coaster. Once you have completed the ride, you want to go again. We will love for rest of our life.

8) Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy.

9) If death is the only way we will part then let me die with you because I cannot live without you. BUT I cannot die because my heart is with you.

10) Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best in the world.

11) If 'I love you' is only three words, why is it worth a million?. Because you know Love will do miracles.

12) How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to. Love you dear.

13) We are each an angel with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing each other.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Humpday Help - 5 Tips for Women


1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other

Monday, April 25, 2011

Tempting Tuesday

Check out the cover for my next book.




Handcuffs & Silk is part of the 1 Night Stand series by Decadent Publishing.


The Mysterious Madame Evangeline, owner of 1NightStand, is without peer in her gift at matching lovers for a 1NightStand, and always gives her clients more of an experience than they would have dreamed possible. Most of the dates happen at one of the fabulous Castillo Hotels and Resorts scattered around the world, with several at luxurious Castillo Las Vegas, Jackson Castillo’s flagship hotel, right on the Vegas Strip.


Handcuffs & Silk


Stephanie "Stiff" Johnson is a tough Las Vegas cop who many men find too intimidating to date. Steph begins to wonder if something is wrong with her so she turns to Madame Eve to find a man who could be the yin to her yang even if it's just for one night.


Hunter Morgan left behind years of living as a sub to a female Dom in New York. Upon return to his hometown, he questions whether he wants to continue with the "lifestyle" or find something different. Turning to 1 Night Stand he hopes to sample his options.


A simple one night stand opens a whole new sensuous world to both.

Mojo Monday

~ H. Allen Smith On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of 'Ten Best'.
Never be afraid to try something new. ~ Author Unknown

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Sinful Saturday - perfect tee

Who says you can't wear a tee shirt on Saturday and not look sinfully sexy? Come on, girls.... add some hot pink and shimmer! Swirl and curls and silver foil accents make this Straight Edge premium baby tee by Sinful a complete misnomer! With a dirty pink-to-black dip dye fabric treatment and grinded hems for a chic look, this tee is not for the faint of heart.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Thursday Thirteen - 13 Romance Tips for Him part 2

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with his cologne!! and flowers or something occasionally.

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends.

21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this).

22.Kiss her just for the heck of it.

23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means the WORLD to her.

25. when she gives you a present on your birthday,Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily have to have hour long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Humpday Help - Palm Reading


Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."

"That's true," said Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Tasty Tuesday - Types of Chocolate


Mmm, we all know that rich, melt-in-the-mouth quality of good chocolate. That taste sensation comes from chocolate with a high percentage of cocoa butter. Chocolate can vary in quality, of course. Lower-quality chocolate includes other fats, which raise the product's melting point, and offer a less distinct flavor. Here's a quick guide to help you choose the perfect chocolate.

Baking Chocolate--best for cooking and baking.
Also called bitter or unsweetened chocolate, this type is hardened cocoa solids and cocoa butter with no added sugar. Since its taste is astringent, it's used primarily as a baking ingredient. Unsweetened chocolate contains 50 to 58 percent cocoa butter by weight.

Bittersweet Chocolate--best for baking, cooking, and eating.
Bittersweet chocolate is the darkest of all eating chocolates. It must contain at least 35 percent chocolate liquor. Bittersweet chocolate has a more pronounced chocolate taste because of its higher concentration of chocolate liquor and less sugar. Some premium bittersweet chocolate can have a cocoa butter and cocoa solid content of 70 percent or higher. It can be used in cooking and baking, as well as eaten for a treat.

Semisweet and Sweet Chocolate--best for baking, cooking, and eating.
Semisweet and sweet chocolate are similar to bittersweet but have a higher percentage of sugar and thus a sweeter taste. Their required chocolate liquor content is lower, averaging between 15 to 35 percent. Both kinds can also be used for cooking, as well as eaten as candy. Semisweet chocolate can usually be interchanged with bittersweet chocolate.

Milk Chocolate--best for eating.
Milk chocolate creates the sweet, creamy taste found in candy bars. Milk chocolate contains at least 12 percent dry milk solids and 10 percent chocolate liquor along with sugar and added cocoa butter. Milk chocolate is generally not used in baking or cooking, as its delicate flavor is easily overwhelmed by other ingredients. It's the favorite chocolate of most Americans, preferred over dark or semisweet varieties by two to one.

White Chocolate--best for baking, cooking, and eating. This variety is not "true" chocolate, since it contains no chocolate solids. However, it contains cocoa butter, the vegetable fat that gives chocolate its snap and luscious mouthfeel. When the cocoa butter is replaced with other, less expensive fats, it's no longer white chocolate: it's referred to as Almond Bark or confectioners' coating.

Couverture--best for baking and confections.
A glossy form of chocolate used by professional pastry chefs and chocolatiers, this chocolate contains a minimum of 32 percent cocoa butter, which allows it to flow more easily when it's melted and tempered. You'll find this type of higher-grade chocolate in professional pastry and cake supply shops, as well as high-end groceries and online. Both dark and milk chocolate couvertures are available. Cocoa Powder

--best for baking and beverages.
When most of the cocoa butter is removed from chocolate liquor, a dense cake forms. This is then ground into powder containing 10 to 22 percent cocoa butter. "Dutched" or Dutch Process cocoa is cocoa powder treated with an alkalizing agent such as baking soda to make it darker, less bitter, and more soluble in liquids.

Cocoa Nibs--best for baking.
Cocoa nibs are roasted and broken up cocoa beans, which have a very delicate chocolate flavor. They add crunch to cookies and are a delicious addition to shortbreads and other butter cookies.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Mojo Monday



~ Groucho Marx

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.



Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thursday Thirteen - 13 Tips on Romance for Him part 1

1. Tell her she is beautiful.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice or txt messages to wake up to.

5. Wrestle with her :)

6. don't go hang out with you ex when shes not with you, you might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7. If youre talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren't.

8.Write her notes or call her just to say "hi".

9.Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up (she loves it).

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.

13. Make her laugh.

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