Okay… I’m writing this due to demand. Come on folks, give me
a break. This list was hard to put together. After a couple ideas and a few
cans, I kept getting too distracted to continue. Sheesh!
1. Of
course… top off some yummy chocolate pudding, or hot apple pie, or ice cream. Wait
a minute. Come on now… let’s add some spice to it!
2. Dip
strawberries into it and feed them to your special someone. Swirl the whipping
cream upon the lips and lick off together.
3. Make
a whipping cream bikini or matching whipping cream undies and lick them off
each other.
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| Ali Larter's famous whipped cream bikini scene |
4. Place
cut up banana pieces, strawberries, pop rocks candy onto naked belly (or any
body part of your choosing) add chocolate syrup then top with whipping cream. Allow
your dear honey bunny to lick it off. If you’re daring, try this and add a
scoop of ice cream. Wowza!
5. “Hershey's syrup, whipped cream, and a
Catwoman mask.” – Men’s Health magazine. Okay…? Sorry, I can’t do the Catwoman
mask thing.
6. Now this old album cover gives me a few
ideas I simply can’t express in words.
What’s an album? If you don’t know… you
shouldn’t be reading this post.
7. Oh, you need the obvious idea? Then simply
cover your partner’s hottest spots. You have to lick the cream away to get to the
“goodies”. Duh.
8. Need a little warmth while you play with
all this whipping cream? Try this recipe:
1 cup heavy cream, whipped, add 1 ounce orange liqueur such as Grand Marnier,
and whip together. Ladies - let your honey put this mixture wherever you might
want him to pay a lot of attention to, cut he’ll probably be there awhile.
9. Add some strawberry syrup to the whipping
cream then put it in the freeze for a bit before placing dollops onto nipples. The
flavor and the cold enhances the … uh… pleasure.
10. Run
a line of whipping cream along the backbone of your partner then slowly… I mean
slowly lick it off. Don’t ever rush licking. A burp or gas of any kind can be
rather embarrassing in a moment of passion.
11. Whipping cream, blindfold, handcuffs, and
pineapple flavored edible warming oil. Need I say more?
12. Arm
yourselves with cans of whipping cream; be sure to be naked, commence whipping
cream war. Note: shower afterwards may be just as much fun as the war.
13. “Have
your guy lie back comfortably on the bed; spray whipped cream from his naval to
his upper thighs. Begin slowly licking it off the body areas above and below
his package. After each lick, kiss his mouth with your lips covered in whipped
cream, bring your mouth back below his belt. Slowly lick all the whipped cream
off his body — except the cream directly covering his penis and testicles. Not
until he’s aching should you finally indulge there.” – Cosmopolitan magazine. (Recommended by Laura
Berman, PhD, sex therapist and creator of the DVD series Dr. Berman Can Help)
OHHHHHH…. HONEY….. I HAVE WHIPPING CREAM……
